THE SILICON CEILING

CLASSIFIED REMARKS OF OUTGOING IBM CHAIRMANIt should perhaps surprise no one, in reference to these thinking machines that we have developed over the long decades since the Second World War, that we at IBM feel we’ve earned a very special, almost parental affinity and responsibility for our charges. I don’t think it unfair to say…

REPORT FROM THE UPTEAM

LOG OF FIRST ASCENT UPTEAM DAY 4 ALTITUDE 11,125 Meters FROM:    Vernon Tanaka/Upteam Leader TO:          ANOMALY BASE ARRIVAL Happy to report the Upteam set Base Camp at 11,125 meters inside the Tube of Big Bamboo 16 after three days’ climb. The ingenious vascular Fujitsu Snail must be considered a great success.…

THE LANGLEY CONFERENCE

What follows is the transcript of a meeting held last fall that assembled the nation's top policy-makers to discuss America's security future. The names and nomenclature have been changed and some of the actual details of the techniques and methodologies of monitoring and mass-arrest have been intentionally altered, so as not to risk our source within the…

SERFCO

There’s still a fortune to be made for the venture capitalist in the emerging indentured servitude industry. Angel investors who early backed today’s big names like Serfco, American Helotics and Enchaintment have watched their IPO gold transmute exponentially, buoyed by one of the world’s fastest-growing emerging lifestyle trends: Voluntary Servitude. “The misperception for the longest…